My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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I hate blackniggers

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Black...

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

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