How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Knock, Knock ...

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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