- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Butt poop.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

we all know sammi has a penis

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Why did the dog eat poop?

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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