What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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A Sloth runs...

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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