John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Anti Joke

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