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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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