Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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