What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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