What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

i have two hands.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

David Silberberg is gay

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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