What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

In soviet russia, roses are violet

The EPA.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Woman's rights

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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