- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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