Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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split your ass cheek

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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