What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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