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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Yo mamas so fat.