Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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9/11.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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