Your Mom The End.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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