Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Anti Joke

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