- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.