Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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