- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Mullets

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

hi bye

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Bumsniffer

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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