- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Muslim athletes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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