What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Neither have I

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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an athiest walks into a church

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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