- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

i am and me is i

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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