What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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your social life.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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