How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Alchohol.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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