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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

Simon says; "You're adopted."

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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