Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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This is not a joke

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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penus

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What you reading? reading?

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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