Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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This is not a joke

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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penus

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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