- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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