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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A baby seal walks into a club.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww