- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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