What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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I am a women

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A child walks into a classroom.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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