Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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