- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Your biggest fan.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

you lose.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

woman's rights

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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