What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

The Christian Bible.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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