- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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