What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Justin Bieber

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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knock knock come in!

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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