A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Dylan is gay

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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everybody loves raymond

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Penis

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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