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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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