Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Tunechi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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civil rights

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Anti Joke

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