- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2? 4

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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