why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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