A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

obama's promises

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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