whats worse than gill? nothing

dyslexics of the world untie!

Bob dole

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

^that joke a piece of shit

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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