im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Anti Joke

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