A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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