- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Womens rights !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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