Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Adele walks into the stables

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

xavier stop

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Where's my tractor?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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