Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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