Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

your no better than a cockroach

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Women's Rights

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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