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A woman walks into a bar.

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shut up iggy

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gay marriage.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

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