how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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