- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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