What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

whos district champs not JM

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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