- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Chuck Norris Dies.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Black people having a Job.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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