What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Hi

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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