What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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knock knock There's no door

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Hey, Max!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Bob dole

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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you give like i give lomain

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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