Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Sarah Palin

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

knock knock There's no door

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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