What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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