Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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